http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Homonyms should be band.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops