How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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