- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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