- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

This is a joke setup.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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