- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Has u seen my grammar?

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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