- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Women

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why was the woman?

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??