Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Where's my baby??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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