- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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