- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

this is not a drill.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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