Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Are you a tree

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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