A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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