Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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