- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

this is not a drill.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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