Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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I pooped.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Black people having a Job.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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