- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

wanna hear a joke? yes

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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