Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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God. God.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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