What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Joke.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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what is the color of a burp burple

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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