What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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So does Blake

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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