- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Knock, Knock ...

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

One day a man walked into a wall

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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