- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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