What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Oh s***

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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