- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

what did the farmer do? plant

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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