- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Church.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

7+5=12

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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