- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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