What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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A man walked into a bar owch

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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