Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Nuneaton..

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

A ginger was with his friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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