What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

noah is a scrub jungle

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What comes after 69? 70

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

A ginger was with his friends

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Laugh

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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