Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

kesha is a virgin.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

I woke up today

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

gabbi nunez ;)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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