Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Nuneaton..

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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