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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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You're a frog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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