- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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