there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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your mother

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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