knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Sex education in Texas,

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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