There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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God. God.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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