Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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