Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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