Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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