- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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