- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A black man has a job.

kill yourself

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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