what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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brittney griner

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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