What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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So does Blake

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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your mom

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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children burning

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