Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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How are cars made? By magic.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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People with cancer.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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