If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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