- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Black people are the scum of the earth

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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