How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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