What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Where's my baby??

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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