- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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