Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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pauls tuck

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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learn the ropes?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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