Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

A man walked into a bar owch

Church.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

what's the difference between a duck?

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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