Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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