- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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