- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Yo momma so fat you have aids

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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