If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

THE END.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Roses are red, Violets are violet

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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