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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

hahahahaha thats not funny

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Rebecca Black.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Obamacare

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A blonde walked into a bar.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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