- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

honest politician

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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