field day?

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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