Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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