Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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