When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Chuck norris

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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sdfrgtyuki

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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