whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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