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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

whats white and sticky glue

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

women sports....

brittney griner

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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