1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Jews

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Mullets

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Women's rights

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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say cheese

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Women's Rights

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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