Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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