How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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