- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

ded on boomer and aodddan

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Are you black? Kill yourself.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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