What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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