- Anti Joke

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Nuneaton..

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

whats good about poland... fukk all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!