- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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