- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

what's black and can't swim?

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Bark I'm a tree

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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