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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart