- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

I like your hair

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

A man walks into a vagina

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

God. God.

who is awesome? no one...

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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