- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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