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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Sarah Palin

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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