If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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