roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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