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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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