Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Nuneaton..

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What's circular and round A circle

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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