- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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