- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

your social life.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

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